Xmas Conspiracy Theory

In the aftermath of the holiday, it becomes clear. It is not the retailers who are behind the commercialization of Christmas. It is the trash bag manufacturers.

Christmas Mice and Men

Stage 1 of operation “Put House Christmas Lights Up” is complete, and I will have to continue onto Stage 2 tomorrow.

Problems: (A) this was not supposed to be a multistage operation; (B) in the revised plan for the operation, Stage 1 does not include having any lights up on the house.