The other day, as is my wont, I was explaining Socrates to my daughters …”The Oracle at Delphi told Socrates friend that Socrates was the wisest man. So Socrates decided to try to prove the Oracle wrong. He went around and asked apparently wise people questions. But it turned out that when they answered him, they were confused about everything. Socrates was the wisest person because he knew that he didn’t know anything.”
Kathleen: “That makes no sense.”
Me: “Everyone else thought they knew things, but they were wrong. Socrates knew one thing, that he knew nothing. So he was right.”
Lucy: “It’s funny, because I only know one thing … It’s that Kathleen doesn’t know anything.”
Next, I really need to teach them only to use philosophy only for good and never for evil.