Just the facts ma’am

Lucy: “Do you believe in hell?”

Me: “Ummmm, wellll …”

Lucy [cutting me off]: “You are only allowed to answer ‘yes’ or ‘no.'”

Me: “But it’s more complicated than that. So, like, I don’t believe that there is a place under the earth …”

Lucy [cutting me off again]: “Then ‘No.’ Your answer is ‘No.'”

Me: “Well, but, I do think that Hell is being separated from God. So, Hell is when you turn away from God. … You know what that means?”

Lucy: “No.”

Me: “Hell is like eating ice cream with a fork.”

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