Schrödinger’s Driver

Kathleen: Why did you honk the horn?

Me: The car in front of me … the light turned green, and he didn’t go.

Kathleen: Or she! DON’T ASSUME GENDER!

Me: Fair enough.

Kathleen: We shall call the person “it” since we don’t know.

Me: How about “they”?

Kathleen: IT IS WO-MAN!

I’m not entirely sure what just happened at the traffic light.

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