We stopped by McDonalds drive through after Church today to grab lunch.
As we pulled away I asked the girls if they knew where we were headed. Both of them replied “Home!”
To this I responded “Nope. I’m taking you to the dentist. It’s a surprise!”
The girls audibly rolled their eyes. Lucy attempted to catch me in my lie. “If we were going to the dentist, you wouldn’t have just gotten us all that food,” she protested.
“Oh no?” I replied, “This has all been a well developed rouse to trap you!”
Kathleen and Lucy then abandoned attempts at rational refutation. They rapidly descended to finished me off in a one-two punch.
Kathleen: “Dad, you could be a comedian.”
Lucy: “Yea. Just not a good one.”