Jennifer is out of town so I had to take the girls with me to a doctors visit.
Doctor: “Are you allergic to anything?”
Kathleen: “Yep, just mom.”
Doctor: “Well all husbands are allergic to their wives.”
Me: “Oh. No. She doesn’t mean I am allergic to my wife. She means my wife is allergic to some things.”
Doctor looks at me. Pauses. “Sure.”