Lucy: “From now on we are going to have to do hugs and kisses in the hall at night. I put a sign on my door that says ‘No boys allowed’ but cats are still allowed.”
She then led me to see the sign. It is supposed to be read from top to bottom in two columns.
This morning instead of coming in and scratching her back as I usually do, I woke her by opening her door and shouting at her from the hall.