This is the three eyed monster Lucy made in art class today. She named it after Kathleen. Thankfully, Kathleen took it as a compliment. #MyKidsAreWeirderThanYours
Kathleen, in response to a comment I thought was helpful: “Dad, everyone knows that. Like babies who are still in their mommies’ bellies already know that …. well, ok, probably not them, but still.”
Me: So, Kathleen, who do you play with on the playground these days?
Kathleen: Well, there is this one boy, Owen.
Me: Really?!? So what games do you play with Owen?
Kathleen: Well, mostly he runs away. So we play chase.