Lazy Day

What do you call a day when you get to noon, and everyone is still in their pajamas?

A good day … we call that a good day.

Graduation Ritual

Attended my daughter’s preschool graduation this morning. Decided that college graduation would be improved if graduates were required to stand, turn around, and perform a rendition of the “Mr. Alligator” song complete with arm movements.

Home Insurance

New homeowners insurance policy. We are covered for “self-propelled missiles and spacecraft.” We are, however, apparently exposed if someone just throws the missiles or spacecraft at our house.