Philosophical Strength Conditioning

Central Methodist University has approved a new Bachelor of Arts Degree in Strength and Conditioning. I propose that every student in this program should be required to take a new cross-listed Religion and Philosophy class – “Sisyphus: a Practical Study.”


Le Morte d’Socrates

I have come to believe that the real reason that Socrates argued so hard against Crito is that Socrates knew that on his desk at home, there was a large pile of ungraded papers waiting for him. In the end, it was a simple cost/benefit analysis.

A Quarter Saved is a Quarter Earned


Today, as an “April Fools” joke, someone glued a quarter to the cement outside the library at CMU. They underestimated my determination.

P.S. I apparently owe the library a new hammer.